Me: "My husband called to tell me that he shot himself in the finger with a nail gun."
Entire broomball team: "What?!?! Is he going to the emergency room??"
Me: "No, this is what he told me: 'I'll just call my brother and see if he can get me more band aids because that's all I really need.'"
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ReplyDeleteWe only had 3 Band Aids left, and they kept soaking through with blood.
I ended up going to urgent care a few hours later because Maggie kept bugging me about it.. And got a cold for my trouble.
I hate doctors.