Why I wish I was old

Saturday night I helped the National Honor Society students put on the Senior Citizen Prom. That's right: Senior Citizen Prom. It was just about the cutest damn thing I've ever seen. Husbands and wives came in and were given flowers and had their picture taken. There were women that came in groups and asked the girls running the coat check if there were any single men that came. One woman came in a bright red dress with a feather boa collar. The boys, all around 16 or 17, asked the single women to dance all night. One boy took the lead in running Bingo. I don't know why I went; the students did everything. It was still fun to see. I wish I was invited as a guest. Then I could have eaten the food and played Bingo. Janet, Megan and I decided to get our picture taken.