Okay, really. It's stories like this that give the midwest a bad name.
Postal Workers Attacked by Wild Turkeys
That's right, "postal workers attacked by wild turkeys." In Madison. Come on Wisconsin: you're bringing us all down here and making the midwest look like the uncivilized, uneducated part of the country that I'd like to think we're not. I move to have Minnesota and Illinois be called something other than the midwest.
Although, this article came from a Seattle news source. It was also under the "Nation/World" tab. Was this story honestly legitimate enough to be put under this heading next to oil spills and Iraqi death tolls? I'm going to go with "no" on this one. So, I guess I can feel a little better knowing the west coast has their embarrassing counterpart. Wisconsin, meet Washington.